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Nvidia to Circumvent Partner Investments; Will Write Checks to Itself
In a deft financial move hailed by commentators as "honestly probably not something the SEC will do anything about", Nvidia has taken the bold step of bypassing intermediate investment in companies like OpenAI and Microsoft and instead begun mailing billion-dollar checks to its own business address instead.
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